How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.