How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.