Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Yellow Cake Jokes More Yellow Cake Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Space Man Jokes More Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.