Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*