Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.