What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.