What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.