Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us