What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.