What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos