What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*