What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.