What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.