What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown