What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.