What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!