Because it was A Minor.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Nonanol.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Because Peter denied him three times.
