What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.