Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
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Ugh.... Pho queue...
She said "ugh nothing!"
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
A math problem.
Fleas!
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
It ends.
Clogs.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
Walk-a Walk-a
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
the rest of them will write Perl
