Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally can't even.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.