What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!