What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!