Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi