Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

0

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose