What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.