What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"