What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now