What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What is ISIS' favourite file type?

exe

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.