What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!