Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.