Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."