What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.