What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three "hoes"

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)