What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."