What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"