What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!