How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.