What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.