What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Close Relative Jokes More Close Relative Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.