What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.