Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Flush the punch bowl

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You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Gynecolleges.

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever