x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Rough...
It just makes cents.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Elementary :)
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever