Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever