How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

A Spaghetto

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)