How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What do you say to a urinating Italian?

You're-a-pee'n

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They'll tell you.

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)