What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe