What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!