What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions