Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Euro Disney Jokes More Euro Disney Jokes

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.