How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!