What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.