Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic