How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.