How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.