Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.