Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library