Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.