Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

De Nile Jokes More De Nile Jokes

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...