He was in de-Nile.
Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
False. How Long is a man from China.
His finger was up his nose.
It had Barkinsons
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Drowns.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
Because he was in de-nile
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Because they all live in de-nile...
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.