I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
I want my Nickleback....
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
You can make soldiers out of toast.
Because 7, 10, 11!
I feel so enlightninged!
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!