He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
When the monkey wants its bum back? :D
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's fastest thing in the world?
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Chinese food.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
Because Sharon is Karen.