What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.