What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least