What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.