What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "