What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition