Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!