Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.