How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

Chin-ups!

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.