Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

S Jokes More S Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*