Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now
points to dead cactus*
Having legs.....
I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
warm
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
With his North Pole-aroid.
An ex-boxer.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
That you get to meet new people everyday!
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Getting a right call.
WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.
Both have a little Downy Jr in them.
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
