Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu