Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!