Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.