How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.